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The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.
The stories fairytales don’t tell (via shy-fawn)

(Source: caliginosity-)

Posted 2 hours ago


Instead of saying “MAN UP”, you should say “TANK UP”.

Because you know, when you’re the tank in a group, you’re taking the hits. Which is kind of what the first expression is aiming for.

Except this one is gender neutral.

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"Annie can’t be black! She’s supposed to have red hair and freckles!"

My God if these aren’t some of the prettiest faces I’ve ever seen.

that bottom one literally makes so happy. all this cutenessssss.

You can’t put Blackness into a box.

Posted 8 hours ago




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Posted 9 hours ago
Nature gives to every time and season some beauties of its own; and from morning to night, as from the cradle to the grave, it is but a succession of changes so gentle and easy that we can scarcely mark their progress.
Charles Dickens (via purplebuddhaproject)
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Was looking at the clarinet too….dangit.

Posted 12 hours ago


one day sansa stark is gonna get pushed too far and she’s just gonna fucking lose her shit and start screaming and killing people and singing i’m not your toy by la roux and later surrounded by dead bodies she’s gonna compose herself and be like “i’m so sorry, that was very unladylike wasn’t it”